This woman actually exists. Her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein. Google her. I have a sick obsession. I want to know so many things. She'd make for an incredible True Hollywood Story. Wayyy more interesting than Condoleeza Rice or Snoop Dogg or Dolly Parton if you ask me. Here are my biggest questions.
WHY DOES SHE RESEMBLE A CAT?
WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS IN HER CHIN?
WHY DOES SHE LOOK ASIAN-ISH...SOMETIMES?
WHY DOES AN ACTUAL BONAFIDE MAN DATE HER?
IF YOU CUT OFF THE LOWER HALF OF HER FACE WOULD SHE FEEL IT?
CAN SHE TWITCH HER EYEBROWS AND/OR BLINK?
WOULD A WAX FIGURE OF HER BE THE MOST ACCURATE ONE EVER MADE?
IS HER PLASTIC SURGEON A FREAK OR A COMEDIAN?
Weirdness at it's finest. Look what a lot of money can do to a person. (That's precisely why I try to keep my own income at a minimum...psh)
Interesting Fact: if someone ever made her face into a mask...I would totally be her for Halloween '11.