'net trendz

I am literally cracking up right now!

What is the internet doing? I can't...

There are all these trends right now that have me asking...why? and also...why not?

They're ridiculous, childish, dangerous, stupid, and hysterical.

Just my type.

Here's what I'm talking about...

PLANKING

this is Julie planking at an apartment in Chicago

CONE-ING

this is Whitney Port coneing at a fast food restaurant

OWLING

this is a random girl owling on a countertop

TOOTHPICKING

again, this is a random dude toothpicking in a garage

and possibly my favorite...

LEISURE DIVING

this guy is hilarious

Okay let me just be honest with you.

I want to do them all.

There, I said it.

I'm defenseless against my generation's moronic ideas!

I'm sure pics will be coming soon...

Sorry Mom.

Oh and I didn't forget about the house tour.

That was pretty anticlimatic huh?

My camera just blows so I'm going to try again today.

But you guys will all be busy leisure diving or coming up with some new trend like "praying mantis...ing" right?

**UPDATE**

Kathie Lee and Hoda were just talking about another trend that I missed.

HORSEMANNING.

making it appear that you are beheaded (this is a trend you do in pairs. yeehaw!)

I can't keep up, 2011. You move too quick.