because I got class

So the deal is this.

I want so badly to share this on Facebook.

But I can't.

Because it's a little on the inappropriate side.

So it's here instead.

Don't judge me.

I know it's extremely vulgar...

BUT IT'S HILARIOUS.

So find a bridge and get over it.

Getting Weird On Wednesday

Told ya I'd be back.

It's officially Weirdo Wednesday so get ready for your glimpse into my Facebook world.

                         

KF, thank you for this gem.  Seriously hysterical.  Especially for food addicts like me.

I think I'd be a little hesitant to make this my status.
I don't think I'd want people to know how excited I was about my cat and hamster meeting.
At 20, shouldn't this say "Today is the day my vodka meets my orange juice....what type of shenanigans will ensue?" 

Yikes. Well, good luck with that!?

Most of the time this girl's statuses make me really really concerned with the people she must know.
I mean, never once in my life have I been so bombarded by a girl's naked sluttiness that I need to let out my anger through my social networking sites........Hmmm.

You might be a computer geek if.......
you wish Google a Happy Birthday through Facebook......



This is why I'm hesitant to delete any friends.
They give me wayyyy too much material!
Have a good hump day fransss.

fancy seein' you here

Okay, I abandoned you.

And I'm sorry.

But it's actually because I've been really busy.

Which is better than the alternative.

So lame and boring that I don't have anything to blog about.

But here I am!

And I have pictures.

Ooh la la.

I finally finished my boudoir...

Well, since it's me, it'll always be a work in progress.

But still.

Here she blows...

Curtains on the window, flowers in my vases, the "love" pillow moved to my cube, etc.

THE WALL.  If I live here long enough...this entire wall will be covered with lovely things!

Helllooooo big chevron stripe and seafoam green pillows. Thank you for joining my bed.

Okay, the desk looks the exact same...so shoot me.   But don't you just love my elephant bookend??

Closeup of my Target curtains. The material is a bit heavy/formal,  yes, but I have been
looking forever and ever and a day (exactly) so I just needed something that I liked to block the sunny sunshine in the wee hours of the morn. OK?

Closeup of my bedside light.
This picture doesn't do my fab grey lamp justice.  Whatevs.

HA! I finally got the antlers I so desparately wanted! And they were FREE!
My boyfriend actually gave these to me. They are from the first buck he ever killed. Yes, he's a hunter.
He's from Kentucky...duhhhh.
Now I just need to figure out how to hang them.
Hmmmm.


Yay!
I hope you enjoyed the tour.
Comments, suggestions, hate mail welcome ;)
I'll upload pictures of the living room when it's also finished.
I had to send back my chair's black slipcover because it fit poorly so I'm on the hunt for another one.
I also need something to fill the walls.
Hmph...
Maybe I'll upload some pics and you can help me fill in the gaps!
Yes!

I'm going to TRY my best to get back to blogging too.
I love it, I really do.
So I promise to try.
Also, I realize blogs are better to look at with pictures so I gotta get used to this new iphone and take some pics of my vury vury fabulous and extraordinary life.
Real life friends...you must help me with this.

Good to be back.
T
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we're just 2 girls and we're having a good time...

It's all happening in Lexington tonight.

The UK Legends are going to take on the Dominican National team.

Coach Joe B. Hall vs. Coach John Calipari.

In Rupp Arena.

The place is going to be insane.

I love my town for so many reasons but on basketball days...it's the best.

Julie and I are going to her law school happy hour at Two Keys first

so we'll be nice and "warmed up" for the game.

I just can't wait to see all these guys come back and play!!!!

These 3 might make me cry

So, thats what I'm doing tonight.

If you're trying to find me between the hours of 5 and 10...sorry.

I'll be basking in the glory of basketball superstars.

No big deal.

'net trendz

I am literally cracking up right now!

What is the internet doing? I can't...

There are all these trends right now that have me asking...why? and also...why not?

They're ridiculous, childish, dangerous, stupid, and hysterical.

Just my type.

Here's what I'm talking about...

PLANKING

this is Julie planking at an apartment in Chicago

CONE-ING

this is Whitney Port coneing at a fast food restaurant

OWLING

this is a random girl owling on a countertop

TOOTHPICKING

again, this is a random dude toothpicking in a garage

and possibly my favorite...

LEISURE DIVING

this guy is hilarious

Okay let me just be honest with you.

I want to do them all.

There, I said it.

I'm defenseless against my generation's moronic ideas!

I'm sure pics will be coming soon...

Sorry Mom.

Oh and I didn't forget about the house tour.

That was pretty anticlimatic huh?

My camera just blows so I'm going to try again today.

But you guys will all be busy leisure diving or coming up with some new trend like "praying mantis...ing" right?

**UPDATE**

Kathie Lee and Hoda were just talking about another trend that I missed.

HORSEMANNING.

making it appear that you are beheaded (this is a trend you do in pairs. yeehaw!)

I can't keep up, 2011. You move too quick.

TA DA

House Tour.
Here is the house as it looks today...

Right side of kitchen

Left side of kitchen

Dining area with our cute new table. We love the big window! We still need either a baker's rack or a ladder shelf for that right wall and we need to hang that picture on the ground once we know how to place it...

Main floor bathroom. Pretty simple :) Julie hung her adorable paintings from Greece
 to pretty it up though so we love that!

My bedroom. The cube under my desk will be replaced with a desk chair this weekend.
Also, there will be a major pillow makeover coming soon. Think CHEVRON STRIPE TAKEOVER.

Opposite side of the bedroom.

My "Mood Wall" with clippings from pinterest and other inspiring websites. This will soon be replaced by an actual wall collage of pictures, my favorite notes, letters, art, maybe a horseshoe, maybe antlers...the options are endless! Hopefully I'll complete it this weekend with Dad's help :)

The corner of my bedroom. That picture will hang either on one of those walls or with the collage wall...not sure yet! And I'm hoping to find a different/taller furniture piece for my tv (and a new flat panel tv soon)!

My bathroom. I feel quite lucky blessed by God to have my own bathroom.  

My shower and wall sconces. That shower curtain looked much better at my previous place with the garden tub but it still works! Love those ruffles, even at 23.

Anyway, just thought it would be fun to show a tidbit of what the place looks like in the first few weeks of living here. We still have a LOT to do! I didn't take pictures of my roomie's bedrooms or the living room because it would be creepy to do that to Samantha and Julie without asking annnnnd 'cause the living room is a wreck until I get the rest of my furniture this weekend, pop on the sofa cover, buy some new lamps, decorate the walls, etc. Right now it's a couch, a chair, a coffee table, and a TV...aka no personality. I'll definitely post more pictures after this weekend. If you're wondering why so many projects are being completed this weekend it is because

a) my parents are visiting and they're handy dandy

b) it's the first weekend not filled with crazy activities

c) Julie and I are hoping to pop into some thrift/antique/junk stores in Lexington on Saturday, including one called "Cowgirl Attic" (think we could find a spot to owl in there?!?!)

d) it's about damn time to finish this shiz up!

Okay, blah blah blah, I talk too much.

can i get an amen?

Today I'm gonna give ya a little love.

And then a little hate.

Because I can't let things get too fluffy around here...

I LOVE that Sephora is having a sale online!

Sephora Sale

I mean, how often do you get a store's e-mail in your inbox and it's...USEFUL!?!

I get at least 3,489 e-mails a day from Sephora, Bed Bath, Victoria's Secret, JCrew, Asian Dating services (what??) etc. etc. etc. and usually...SNORE.

But Sephora has restored my faith in being on so many subscriber lists.

Because they had a sale.

And it was a beast.

My favorite Stila tinted moisturizer and my favorite Bare Escentuals mascara were both magically on major sale.

The makeup gods have spoken.

And I am officially in their good graces.

Check it out lovas.

Oh and while we're at it...does anyone have a cream blush or tint stick that they can't live without and would recommend to a sista from anotha mista? 

I'm not in the mood to correctly spell any words ending in "er" today, sorry.

I've heard good things about the Nars Multiple but I'd love some more suggestions.

Onto the next one.

I HATE how super short dresses are these days.

I mean, can a girl just find a hemline that allows for sitting down or...moving...at all?

Am I the only one that wants to wear a dress without putting on a show?

I just want something a few inches about the knee.

Is that too much to ask?

Well, apparently it is.

Stores seem to focus mostly on the under 5'3 crowd.

I'm 5'7 and it is a rare day on earth when I can find a cute dress that doesn't hang right below my tush.

NOT CUTE.

So to Forever 21, Lulus, H&M, boutiques in Lexington, etc:

Please teach your buyers to round up some dresses for girls like me who want to keep it a little ladylike but not have to put on a muumuu.

That'd be fab.

Love,

Meghan